Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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