I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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