My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
