dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
