he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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