ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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