I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My nipple is on Facebook.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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