what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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