he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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