champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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