Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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