Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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