bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
why is half of my head shaved?
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