this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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