: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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