I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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