I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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