Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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