Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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