Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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