If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
why is half of my head shaved?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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