writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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