I wish I only lived at night.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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