I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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