btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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