weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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