i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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