Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.

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(949): View more from California

I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever

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(828): View more from North Carolina

is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad

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(404): View more from Georgia

Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.

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(319): View more from Iowa

My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...

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