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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.

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  Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.

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  I hate Sailor Jerry.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (714): View more from California

  You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.

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