Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?