Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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