is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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