that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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