you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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