ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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