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Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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