why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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