I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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