i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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