the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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I need a beard to bite.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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