Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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