I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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