Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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