This house was built for laser tag.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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