She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
there is glitter all over my balls
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