You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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