So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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