I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hell yes lets make some ravioli
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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