do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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