Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize