i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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