How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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