my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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