Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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